You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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