Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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