Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We need to get me chipped asap
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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