they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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