Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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