I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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