I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Someone signed my nipple.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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