i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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