i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
