i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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