We're like a lot better than the average bears
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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