go do what you do best...puke behind churches
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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