was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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