is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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