If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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