So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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