Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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