Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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