i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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