I need help removing her.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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