so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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