At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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