do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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