I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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