we have officially lost it.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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