im drinking this country out of the recession.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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