that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
