i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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