Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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