is your mom at the bar?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sobbing to NWA
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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