Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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