Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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