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(919): View more from North Carolina

I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?

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(313): View more from Michigan

hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?

(734): View more from Michigan

nope, you were tallying rejections at the party

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.

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(512): View more from Texas

It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.

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(816): View more from Missouri

My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking

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(330): View more from Ohio

do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing

(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow

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