When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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