im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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