so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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