just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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