I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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