So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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