dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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