Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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