Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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