careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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