You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
