if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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