is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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