2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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