I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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