is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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