True but thats because hes a fetus.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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