I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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