Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
