he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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