so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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